Having fun?

i want a pony, a 53 gallon bucket of icecream, a taco truck, i want to be on Family Guy, a 3rd foot, i want to own Tennessee, i want monkeys to throw horse shoes at my history teacher. i want to walk on the moon, and i want to tell Michael Jackson that i like his shiny and sparkly pants, i want a bamboo tree to grow out of my toilet, and i want a whole quarter, but most of all i DO NOT want to watch StarWars. Thank You Tumblr!!! Your the BEST!

                         love,

                              ITS MY FREAKING BIRTHDAY SO GET ME WHAT I WANT! i mean…

                                       love,

                                               Taylor… because i loooooovvvee you Tumblr. Amen:)

LOVE LIFE AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO ACT AS NATURAL AS POSSIBLE… LIKE THESE LITTLE CRITTERS!!!

 YOU MUST LIKE THIS SINCE YOU HAVE READ THIS. IF YOU DONT THEN THE HOTDOG FAIRY WILL COME AND GET YOU!0.0 WE DONT WANT THAT DO WE? NO. NOW WHAT ARE YOU STILL READING FOR?!? LIKE THIS!!!

Ahhh… retards. ya gotta love em.

yeah sure i love my life and its great and all that funky mess but it is stubborn! example: theres food in the kitchen when im not hungry but when im starving THERE IS NO FREAKING FOOD! plz like this:)

like this if you read it and then said it to somebody!!!:D